Mikes Metal Show 7

Welcome to this burnt offering to the metal gods old and new.

This week I have a line up of triple and double shots with a few one and done too.  This week Rob Zombie live, Acid King some real decent stoner and doom metal, Progressive Metal /  Rock By Seventies band King Crimson .  a few new  acts to the metal show this week as well. Symphonic Metal by the band Nota Profana they hail from Venezuela.  Here is a link to Tina Guo a cellist who with Al Di meola does a damn fine cover of sanitarium by Metallica

Also we have a four part set from the pagan metal band WILDERUN called “the ash memory”off their new album “ SLEEP AT THE EDGE OF THE EARTH”" 

Also  Music from the free music archives run by WWW.WFMU.ORG AND FREE  IS IS A GOOD  THING

last but not least new stuff from faith no more

SOL INVITUS ("Unconquered Sun"). and one unreleased black Sabbath track  Singer unknown.

Here is the ‌LINK TO THE NEW SHOW.

Mikes comedy show 1111

It seems like I have done over a thousand comedy shows so I will start numbering them 1111,2222 and so on.

This weeks burnt offering  comes from the bottom of what's left of any humor in my black heart, In other words its got to BE damn funny to make me laugh, but then again I'm pretty twisted in what I call funny.  That being written I have a crap load of music, dirty poems by yours truly

and more mirth and merriment by Spike Jones  

and Bo Burnham and

a good buddy who has done a radio show here as well as radiosatan666.com Thamuz Chemosh Its ode TO THE ACT of  masturbation and gives you the beginnings of some of the most fun a person can have all by themselves. lol

 

 

Here is the Link to the show. NSFW or children, dogs and cats and a rooster or two OK.

Doo wop and dirty tunes  don’t get any better unless your getting a blumpkin>>>>

Kim K looking so much better after electrolysis

Mike’s Metal show and more.

Hail everyone. Here is the new link to the latest burnt offering Mikes Metal show and more.  This is a quiet ode to the metal gods and to 2 of my favorite acts. Fleetwood Mac b4 Miss Mumbles (Stevie Nicks) and Warren Zevon. This Pod cast is over 2 and half hours long and is pretty safe for work . This weeks I feature three bands with triple plays from each. One  Marduk, Two Ozzy , and Three, Moonspell . There is also a three song set from Christopher Lee from the EP  Metal  Knight which  features songs from Don Quixote. Enjoy the Show

Christopher Lee.

Moonspell video

Mike Y presents Valentines day 2015, Die Cupid Die

Here is the link to the show.

My take on Valentines day wore off after year 20 of being married, I love my wife after thirty years she should know this by now, its other couples I see who are so called in love or LUST but I see the love wear off and turn to something ugly, worse than hate… Indifference

So that is where I start this show I YOU CANT LOVE YOUR SELF YOU CANT LOVE ANYONE ELSE.  This weeks show covers several genre’s of music from country to rock and death metal. Some are dirty some are funny but think about what you have as far as a partner or lover or whatever then the selection of tunes sort of cum together

Songs this week are :

DeVynals I touch myself, Billy Idol Dancing with myself, Chuck berry My ding-a-ling. Hank Williams III Luvin and hugging, calling your name, Howard Vokes Judge of hearts, Moccasin Creek Daddy's pride, One Last Kiss, Omar and the howlers, Shame shame shame, You don’t have to go, Robin Trower, Hound dog, When I heard your name, Neil Young and Crazy horse, Get a job, She’ll be Cumming around the mountain, Sidhe, She is a Witch, The Doors, I cant see your face in my mind, Love me two times, Cradle Of Filth, Bathory aria Her ghost in the fog. Monk Turner.. Valentines directions for the lonely. Rolling Stones, Cocksucker blues, GG alin, Blowjobs, I want to fuck your brains out, tHE Tiger Lillie's,   MY SHEEP and last but not forgotten Fleetwood Mac, Tusk.

Radio Genocide and Evil Twisted tunes Presents x mass 2014

Here is the link to the Christmas show, it’s a nice collection of dirty ditties some new finds and some traditional Christmas carols,The new  holiday show this year have  several tracks from the Dollyrots. They have a new Christmas ep out and its quite good, the tracks are as follows: I saw Mommy biting Santa Claus, Because I’m Santa and Santa baby… Its unique to say the least.
The Dollyrots is an American pop punk band composed of Kelly Ogden (bass, vocals) and Luis Cabezas (guitar). They have released four studio albums and are currently under their own label Arrested Youth. In July 2013, Cabezas and Ogden announced they are expecting their first child, due in November.
Also this year I put some stuff in for the Atheist and a tune that isnt Christmas related. Unless like me you decorate with dingleberrys for those who don’t know what a dingleberry is they are pieces of shit that stick to your anal pubes as the song  tells you. Yummy for sure.
Several tracks from Blowfly’s Christmas album “Blowfly does Xmas “ and Rudolph the Deep throat reindeer make up the third set.

• last but not least is the Christmas opera by the band Attic Ted who hails from Austin TX.   Here is the lyric sheet For “Mary's little secret “ A thoughtful and compassionate musical explaining the Mis conception  and another explanation of the “Virgin Birth”  
Attic Ted song 1. prayer. (DCBbC)
oh unblemished virgen of guadalupe, perfect model of wife and mother, i implore your help in all the needs, of myself and my family, begging the protection of your maternal heart, on my poor children, look after them and fashion their hearts in humility, oh mary of guadalupe, i beg your intercession so that we, may be granted the joy of being together, in heaven, contemplating the glory of god, praising and blessing him forever, and ever and ever.
song 2. mary. (AmF#m)
im mary. id like to tell you a story. its about me and some funny things. it was the crime of the century,, and many more to come. sometimes a little story, will grow and grow and grow and grow , into the son.
song 3. klause. (CG-FG)
started out so innocently, im a good girl my parents agree. i have a boyfriend oh josephs so keen. until i met you oh i was so clean. but i guess i really lost my mind, cause when you grabbed on my behind, electricity likes never been seen. no one even knows what i mean. i guess you really swept me off my feet, lost in your eyes and lost in your sheets.
only here for a couple of days, in the park performing your plays, i thought that you were the best. i got myself right into this mess. afterwards we were drinking wine, i forgot my place and time, even though i knew it was wrong. got so lost up in your arms. even though all the plans had been made. i gave my self up to you and got laid... oh.
oh what have i done. oh what did i do. uhh, i know, i just wont tell joseph about it. i mean, it was an honest mistake, and its not like we are even married yet.
song 4. jezebel. (Em-FEm)
jezebel, sexual immoral, well ive got a bed made for you, its burning in hell. and i will kill your followers, and everyone will know that i, am the one, who knows, your thoughts and your wishes. oh jezebel, you sexual immoral, ive got a bed made for you, its burning in hell.
song 5. holy spirit. (D-GAbABb)
somethings not right, oh something is wrong. the full month hath come, and the full moon hath gone. i should have started days ago, oh where is the flow, theres only one explanation, its a baby, oh no, oh no.
what will i tell oh josey my love, oh i know ill blame it, on the good lord above, yes thats what ill do, its sure to do the trick, ill say the holy spirit came and gave me his dick. oh yes..
song 6. jesus. (CmFm-BbmEbm)
youre just like your father, with voices in your head. why even bother, youre better off dead, your secret is safe with me, for i too live eternally.

Mike Y’s Progressive music show 13

Here is the the link to the new show. 

 

 

welcome back dear listeners, I had a bit of hardware problem and couldnt record a damn thing sound card shit the bed.

Back now Let the games begin.

 So lets sit around the wood stove get in your comfy garb sit back and listen, enjoy.

Bands this week are ,

Sir Lord Baltimore,  Buckethead, Truckfighters, Lesbian Bed Death, Ace Frehely, Melvins, Devin  Townsend, Black Label society.